jab... jab... up... down... up... down... left... right... left ... right... a... b... a...b...select... start...... HEY! NO CHEATING! mike tyson aint got the legs to stand up a dodge out... then you take your time... hit em when he's open... take his tiger and his belt... then again... dude is a boxer... better not egg him on... i detest violence...
i guess that's why i stick to little toy cap gun pistols instead of real and true to life revolvers... dirty harry and punks that feel lucky... bang!... thats why it doesn't end with the barrel... the movie continues in its own little world... devoid of relative consequence because life is real... and movies are fictitious... so if you end up in a movie... go for the gun...
its a figure of speech... there are better options than firearms... try landlegs... or airheads... taffy is good... but i prefer Starburst fruit chews... cause rainbows taste like Sh*t... can i cuss in this blog... as long as it's censored... i mean... censorship is the cheat code that the computer would use to hack your thumbs...

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