Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on August 23rd, 2017, 12:44 pm 

Hi Folks,

Well.. it's that time again to see what strange humor Facebook had to offer this month:

Toilet-Paper.jpg

TheScare.jpg

TruckDriver.jpg

OhMy.jpg
I really liked this one.. love to see this in real life..

Have a great month folks.. see you all in 2 months.. I'll be moving to Arizona next month and will be offline for awhile locating a new home.

Best wishes everyone,
Dave :^)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on August 23rd, 2017, 1:17 pm 

Hi, Dave. Haven't seen you around lately, but that may be because I've been avoiding the Personal Theories physics stuff. I really LOL'd at that last one, too. I wondered how your move/retirement was going. Sounds like progress being made, and I wish you well. A friend in Phoenix says to avoid Phoenix and look for a place up in the hills a ways. Not sure what you are looking for, but maybe you can post in Lounge sometime about the hunt?
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on August 30th, 2017, 12:21 pm 

http://www.popsci.com/uranus-neptune-diamond-rain

Amusing title, if you click on the linked article.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on September 2nd, 2017, 6:48 pm 

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
'Go get your Mother'
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Infinite_Observer on September 9th, 2017, 11:05 am 

Have you ever heard of Pavlov?

Me: Rings a bell...
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on September 9th, 2017, 5:03 pm 

Traffic cop: Do you know how fast you were going?

Heisenberg: No, but I know where I am!
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Infinite_Observer on September 11th, 2017, 8:41 pm 

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Not a joke exactly, but I think I just found my spirit animal.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on September 18th, 2017, 5:10 am 

A young ventriloquist is touring Norway and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype Norwegian blonde women that way? What does the colour of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the blonde yells: "You stay out of this! ......I'm talking to that little shit on your lap."
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on September 18th, 2017, 5:15 am 

I went to Dan Murphy’s liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle,
bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle,
the bottle would break, so I drank all the Scotch before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle
seven times on the way home.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on October 18th, 2017, 12:50 pm 

http://www.gocomics.com/robrogers/2017/10/17

The Tillerson-to-English dictionary.
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