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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby toucana on November 13th, 2018, 11:07 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on November 19th, 2018, 2:57 am 

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES


1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS .
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby TheVat on November 21st, 2018, 11:00 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby TheVat on November 24th, 2018, 10:53 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby hyksos on December 10th, 2018, 2:13 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on December 14th, 2018, 4:58 pm 

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, a Swiss and a South African, went into a nightclub. The bouncer says,






Wait for it! Scroll down….





















"I can't let you in without a Thai"
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on December 16th, 2018, 11:33 pm 

Hello Everyone,

Been awhile since I posted some humor, but seeing as it's the end of the year, thought I'd squeeze one in. Usually garnered from Facebook but this time got said material from YouTube... Enjoy...

The subject this round is "Astronomy":

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That's it for now, hope everyone is having a great Holiday. See you all next year...

Best Wishes,
Dave :^)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on January 4th, 2019, 7:40 am 

*Tyrone was having trouble in school. His teacher was always
yelling at him,*

*"You're driving me crazy, Tyrone, can’t you learn anything!!?*

*One day Tyrone's mother came to school to check on how he
was doing.*

*The teacher told her honestly, that her son was simply a
disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never
seen such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career.*

*The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew
her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to
Cleveland.*

*25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with
an almost incurable cardiac disease.*

*All the doctors strongly advised her to have
open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at
the Cleveland Clinic could perform.*

*Left with no other options, the teacher decided
to have the operation, which was remarkably
successful.*

*When she opened her eyes after the surgery she
saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. *

*She wanted to thank him, but could not talk.*

*Her face started to turn blue, she raised her
hand, trying to tell him something but quickly died.*

*The doctor was shocked, wondering what went
wrong so suddenly.*

*Then he turned around and saw our friend
Tyrone, now a janitor in the Clinic, who had
unplugged the life-support equipment in order to
connect his vacuum cleaner.*

*Bet you thought Tyrone had become a
heart-surgeon,
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