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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 17th, 2019, 3:25 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on April 18th, 2019, 7:12 pm 

BadgerJelly » August 30th, 2018, 6:31 pm wrote:Where do you weigh whales?

- At the whaleweigh station.


Where do you weigh a pie?

- Over the rainbow.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby PaulN on April 18th, 2019, 9:15 pm 

< groan >

(had to say it aloud in my head, to get that one)

What happened to the optician who backed into his lens grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on April 19th, 2019, 7:40 am 

Talking about pies...

A guy wanders past a pub and sees a notice in the window: 'A pint, a pie, and a friendly word - £1'.

Well, he thinks, that's cheap, so he goes in. It's a miserable, run-down place, gloomy and empty, but he orders his pint and pie. Eventually the bartender brings them over, puts them down, and walks away.

'Hey' says the the guy, 'thanks for that but where's my friendly word?'

The barman looks at him, smiles sweetly, and says 'Don't eat the pie'.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 22nd, 2019, 2:24 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 28th, 2019, 8:10 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on May 4th, 2019, 5:54 am 

Apologies in advance for any perceived connections with the 'other' wall. This is Canada's response to differences of migration policy with the USA. The Canadian Government was inspired by discussions they studied in the SPCF.

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on May 21st, 2019, 6:20 pm 

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where

The woman below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 59 and 60 degrees north latitude and between 107 and 108 degrees west longitude.”

“You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist.

“I am,” replied the woman, “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”

The woman below responded, “You must be a politician”

“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on May 27th, 2019, 6:58 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on May 27th, 2019, 8:36 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on June 4th, 2019, 5:31 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on June 16th, 2019, 1:24 am 

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.

After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!


'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replied.

Wait for it ..... ...



It's coming ...... ...



The suspense is killing you, isn't it?


She said .... ......


'You're just the first man who happened to catch my eye.'
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby ronjanec on June 16th, 2019, 10:40 pm 

Doogles, I really loved your jokes here: especially the one about the two Vegans, and the other one about the guy with 2000 Facebook friends, where it looks like none of his “friends” showed up at his wake. :)
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Re: Herring Aid

Postby Faradave on June 18th, 2019, 1:15 am 

doogles wrote:...there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.


You got me on that one.

I knew there must be something fishy going on in this story,
but I must admit I was completely distracted by the red hairing!
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