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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on May 21st, 2020, 2:48 am 

I like it TheVat. I would also like to see the last phrase used more often after prohibition signs of all kinds.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on May 21st, 2020, 4:15 pm 

Ditto, good one, Vat. No like buttons on this thread, then :-)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on May 22nd, 2020, 5:55 pm 

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Postby doogles on May 27th, 2020, 8:11 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on May 30th, 2020, 4:50 pm 

The Australian Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
ATO AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
BOAT OWNER: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

ATO AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

BOAT OWNER: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know"?
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