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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Woody on October 13th, 2015, 8:03 pm 

Don't question your wife's choices.......you were one of them !
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Watson on October 14th, 2015, 12:19 am 

Does that mean you should question all your x-wife's choices?
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on October 16th, 2015, 9:52 pm 

Hi all,

Picked these up today.. especially loved the bottom one..lol.

ManCaught.jpg

UltimateBar.jpg
Like a fast food joint, except for drinkers?

Phobias.jpg

Let's see.. Spiders (Yikes), Snakes (Yikes), Rats (Yikes), Roaches (Yikes)...

Later all,
Dave :^)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby BioWizard on October 20th, 2015, 10:58 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on November 4th, 2015, 9:38 pm 

Hi all,

Some selected few from Facebook that tickled my fancy last month.. hope you enjoy..

Explain.jpg

Perkatory.jpg

RealShit.jpg

BrownNose.jpg

Yea Bio, I still have an original IBM floppy disk that is a foot square.. and is actually floppy..lol.

Best to everyone,
Dave :^)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on November 25th, 2015, 5:21 am 

As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides out to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen.
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>>> They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.
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>>> They continue on towards Buckingham Palace, waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.
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>>> Suddenly, the right rear horse lets out the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire..
>>> The smell is so atrocious that both passengers in the carriage, must use handkerchiefs over their noses.
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>>> The fart shakes the coach, but, the two dignitaries of State do their best to ignore the incident.
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>>> The Queen politely turns to President Obama and says: "Mr. President, please accept my deepest regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."
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>>> Obama, always trying to be "Presidential," responded: "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses."
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on December 7th, 2015, 8:57 pm 

Hi all,

Got a few Xmas ones and some Misc.. so thought I'd do the Misc first and do the Xmas ones in a few weeks.
So here goes:

FreeAir.jpg

NoSidewalk.jpg

Psychic.jpg

GayTerrorist.jpg
Ok, Maybe not PC but still pretty funny...


Later all,

Best wishes,
Dave :^)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on December 14th, 2015, 1:24 pm 

A chat today in beginning science about the nature of sound transmission reminded me of this joke (R-rated, minimum):

In the Old West, an Indian hunting guide put his ear to the ground to listen for distant herds.

When he got up, he told his cowboy companion, "Buffalo come!"

The amazed cowboy asked, "How the hell do you know that?"

The Indian replied, "Ear stick to ground."
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on December 16th, 2015, 7:36 pm 

Hi all,

Well the Holidays are upon us and with that I offer the last I'll be posting this year. As always, I search Facebook for anything that draws a chuckle from me and present it here for your entertainment.

Alien_Xmas.jpg

Tada.jpg

XmasTime.jpg

XmasShoes.jpg

So I go on vacation that I've saved up for all year.. bit more than 2 weeks off.. so looking forward to it.

Later all.. Regards,
Dave :^)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby toucana on December 20th, 2015, 11:32 am 

I pay therefore I am ?
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Mjr Houlihan on December 20th, 2015, 1:33 pm 

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One for Zetreque and Houlihan noisy neighbours ;)

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And one for us :D

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on December 20th, 2015, 3:00 pm 

I'm not a big fan of the U.S. xmas, so enjoyed the somewhat subversive tone of that last one. LMAO
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Mjr Houlihan on December 20th, 2015, 3:55 pm 

Thanks for that Braininvat,
cant find edit button to put the word 'noisy' before neighbours and to clarify that was not a mean spellist joke but an ironic one given that our neighbours are not the least bit interested in peace. Anyway, Santa cheered us up with that one too and glad you enjoyed it :)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on December 20th, 2015, 3:59 pm 

Good ones.. thanks both of you. I really liked Toucana's contribution: "I pay, therefore I am". Sounds like a deep concept worthy of a Philosophy Thread ;^P

Best wishes,
Dave :^)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Mjr Houlihan on December 20th, 2015, 4:32 pm 

Dave, those dog hats ^ hahaha

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"Ok, so you shit in her shoes and I'll do the ironing basket" (wearing dark glasses emoticon)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on January 4th, 2016, 9:20 pm 

Hi all,

Back from vacation.. :^(

Happy New Year.. :^)

For Biv, who liked the subversive Xmas tone earlier, I have this offering:

HuntingXmas.jpg


Then, I've collected a few image jokes and converted them to plain text:
(to save Biowizard some disk space...lol)

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While visiting my Daughter last night, I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st Century" she said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here use my Ipad instead." I can tell you this.. that fly never knew what hit him!

**********

Apparently putting Alka Seltzer in my mouth while getting Baptized and pretending I'm possessed during the ritual... is not considered very funny.

**********

Exercises for us Over 55's folks:

Stand on a comfortable surface.

With a 5 lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms horizontally and hold for 1 minute, then relax.

Each day you will find you can hold this position a little longer.

After 1/2 month, move up to 10 lb potato sacks.

At 1 month try going for 50 lb potato sacks.

Soon, you should be able to hold 100 lb potato sacks for a full minute.

When you reach this level, resume at 5 lb potato sacks and put a potato in each sack.

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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!

Then we have stupid.

We should be scared shitless of stupid.

**********

Love: Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill.. and not doing so because you would miss them.

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And finally, one last offering from Facebook this month:

Seven_Cats.jpg

So, hope everyone had a good Holiday and will have a great New Year.

Best wishes,
Dave :^)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on January 21st, 2016, 7:10 pm 

Because of my age and my occasional participation in bouts of alcoholic stupidity, I found this one amusing.

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on January 21st, 2016, 8:25 pm 

LMAO!
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby OldManMontgomery on February 2nd, 2016, 8:24 pm 

In a noted German University physics class in the early 1930s, an anonymous student was once heard to ask,

"Aber, Dr. Heisenberg, sind sie sicher?"
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby OldManMontgomery on February 2nd, 2016, 8:30 pm 

I have a cat named 'Schroedinger'. When I call him, maybe he'll come. Maybe he won't.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Watson on February 3rd, 2016, 12:24 am 

From the cat's perspective, there is a 50% chance you didn't call them, and a 50% you are calling the dog. Works on most cats, and a lot of dogs.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on February 3rd, 2016, 1:27 pm 

I've seen several teeshirts based on the Schrodinger conundrum. This is one of my favorites....

http://www.schrodingerscattery.com/
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on February 4th, 2016, 12:07 am 

Hi Everyone,

I will be practicing telepathy today, so if you think of something interesting, that was probably me..lol. Meanwhile, I found a few posts on Facebook this month that caught my eye and wanted to share:

AutoCorrect.jpg

PressureGauge.jpg

Mechanic.jpg

NitWitsInCharge.jpg

Have a great day and catch ya'll next month..

Best wishes,
Dave :^)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby hyksos on February 13th, 2016, 5:00 am 

Drive it once. Kiss it goodbye.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby hyksos on February 13th, 2016, 5:02 am 

okay -- so water?
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby hyksos on February 13th, 2016, 5:05 am 

Be wary.
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Postby hyksos on February 13th, 2016, 5:07 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on February 14th, 2016, 11:09 am 

The inventor of autocomplete just died.

His funfair is next monkey.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Braininvat on February 15th, 2016, 2:00 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Watson on February 15th, 2016, 12:16 pm 

Sounds like a stroke?
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