Hi Everyone,
Found a few on Facebook this month to share with you all:
Hope everyone is enjoying the debacle in our White House...
That reminds me of a joke:
So.. John died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall filled with clocks.
John Asked, "What are those clocks for?
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Detection clocks and there is one for every human on Earth. Each time someone lies.. the hands on their clock increments by one."
"Oh," said John, "whose clock is that one?"
"That one is for Mother Teresa. The hands have never moved.. indicating she has never lied."
"And that one?", asked John.
"That one is for Abraham Lincoln. The hands have moved twice indicating that Abe has only told two lies in his entire life."
John looked around a bit and then asked to see Trump's clock.
St. Peter responded that, "His clock is in the Front Office. They are using it for a Ceiling Fan."
Best wishes,
Dave :^)