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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 5th, 2017, 8:38 pm
by Braininvat
There were two men playing golf. One of them was about to take his swing, when a funeral procession appeared on the road next to the course. He stopped mid-swing, took off his cap, closed his eyes, and bowed his head in contemplation.

His opponent commented, "That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very sensitive man."

The man replied, "Yes, well, we were married for 45 years."

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 12th, 2017, 3:37 pm
by hyksos
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 12th, 2017, 5:21 pm
by Braininvat
ROFLMAO!

There are times when I have to think Progressive politics has gone completely nuts. This is one of them.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 13th, 2017, 6:14 pm
by Dave_Oblad
Hi Everyone,

Here is this Months personal selection from Facebook that got a laugh out of me. No particular Theme this time:

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Hope everyone is having a great April.. see you all next Month.

Best wishes,
Dave :^)

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 13th, 2017, 7:08 pm
by Braininvat
Ha! One time I was throwing out some old utility stubs and my wife was saying, shouldn't you shred those? And I said, the only personal info they are going to get is the info that allows them to pay our bills, so why would I be worried about that? I can see the headline now: World's Worst Identity Thief Pays Local Man's Gas Bills and Learns His Average BTUs per Day.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 25th, 2017, 4:08 am
by doogles
I like that last one Biv. I can identify with that situation many times over.

This is yet another one about the importance of sporting activity to we human males. True tho????????


A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a

hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting

for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't

have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the

tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00am tee time at

the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already...I don't

have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!”



The dentist thought to himself, "Well, well, at last a golfer with

real balls!!"



So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"



The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show
the dentist.”

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 25th, 2017, 5:31 am
by NoShips
Hmm, reminds me of the Glaswegian couple watching TV on a freezing January night. Hubbie stands up and says, "Put your coat on, woman. I'm going down the pub."

Wife cries out, "Oh darling! You're taking me with you?"

Hubbie scowls, "Hell no! I'm turning off the central heating."

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 29th, 2017, 9:39 pm
by doogles
This could have gone round before but it's worth a rerun.

TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to say the letter “P” without separating your lips.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person, and everyone does it, too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.

Have a great day. Laugh, and then laugh some more, and sing “It's a Beautiful Morning,” even if it isn’t.

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: May 6th, 2017, 6:39 am
by Dave_Oblad
Hi Everyone,

Good one Doogles..

Well, it's May and here is this months humor selection gleaned from Facebook:

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Have a great May and catch you all next month..

Best wishes,
Dave :^)

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: May 9th, 2017, 10:34 pm
by NoShips
For the nerds ...

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And for those unsung heroes trying to lose a few pounds ...

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: May 24th, 2017, 1:27 pm
by Braininvat
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Look at Francis. Says it all right there.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: May 25th, 2017, 6:44 pm
by toucana
why did this just come to mind ?

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: May 25th, 2017, 6:48 pm
by Braininvat
Love it!