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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 5th, 2017, 8:38 pm
by Braininvat
There were two men playing golf. One of them was about to take his swing, when a funeral procession appeared on the road next to the course. He stopped mid-swing, took off his cap, closed his eyes, and bowed his head in contemplation.

His opponent commented, "That must be the most touching thing I've ever seen. You are a very sensitive man."

The man replied, "Yes, well, we were married for 45 years."

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 12th, 2017, 3:37 pm
by hyksos
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 12th, 2017, 5:21 pm
by Braininvat
ROFLMAO!

There are times when I have to think Progressive politics has gone completely nuts. This is one of them.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 13th, 2017, 6:14 pm
by Dave_Oblad
Hi Everyone,

Here is this Months personal selection from Facebook that got a laugh out of me. No particular Theme this time:

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Hope everyone is having a great April.. see you all next Month.

Best wishes,
Dave :^)

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 13th, 2017, 7:08 pm
by Braininvat
Ha! One time I was throwing out some old utility stubs and my wife was saying, shouldn't you shred those? And I said, the only personal info they are going to get is the info that allows them to pay our bills, so why would I be worried about that? I can see the headline now: World's Worst Identity Thief Pays Local Man's Gas Bills and Learns His Average BTUs per Day.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 25th, 2017, 4:08 am
by doogles
I like that last one Biv. I can identify with that situation many times over.

This is yet another one about the importance of sporting activity to we human males. True tho????????


A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.

The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a

hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting

for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't

have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the

tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00am tee time at

the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already...I don't

have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!”



The dentist thought to himself, "Well, well, at last a golfer with

real balls!!"



So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"



The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, honey, and show
the dentist.”

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 25th, 2017, 5:31 am
by NoShips
Hmm, reminds me of the Glaswegian couple watching TV on a freezing January night. Hubbie stands up and says, "Put your coat on, woman. I'm going down the pub."

Wife cries out, "Oh darling! You're taking me with you?"

Hubbie scowls, "Hell no! I'm turning off the central heating."

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: April 29th, 2017, 9:39 pm
by doogles
This could have gone round before but it's worth a rerun.

TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to say the letter “P” without separating your lips.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person, and everyone does it, too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.

Have a great day. Laugh, and then laugh some more, and sing “It's a Beautiful Morning,” even if it isn’t.

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: May 6th, 2017, 6:39 am
by Dave_Oblad
Hi Everyone,

Good one Doogles..

Well, it's May and here is this months humor selection gleaned from Facebook:

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Have a great May and catch you all next month..

Best wishes,
Dave :^)

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: May 9th, 2017, 10:34 pm
by NoShips
For the nerds ...

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And for those unsung heroes trying to lose a few pounds ...

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: May 24th, 2017, 1:27 pm
by Braininvat
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Look at Francis. Says it all right there.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: May 25th, 2017, 6:44 pm
by toucana
why did this just come to mind ?

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: May 25th, 2017, 6:48 pm
by Braininvat
Love it!

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: June 6th, 2017, 7:56 am
by Dave_Oblad
Hi All,

Can you believe it's June already? Anyway, more humor gleaned from Facebook as always. This months Theme is: "Why the Human race is Doomed."

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Would you buy a car without driving it first?

Hope you enjoyed.. until next month.. be safe.

Best wishes,
Dave :^)

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: June 7th, 2017, 2:40 pm
by Braininvat
Those are so funny, Dave, especially the rooftop one, that I forgot what I was going to post here.

Ok, I remember...here it is:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jun/07/vladimir-putin-i-dont-have-bad-days-because-im-not-a-woman

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: June 15th, 2017, 9:15 pm
by Braininvat
http://www.theonion.com/article/archaeologists-discover-fully-intact-17th-century--56255

Sometimes the humor magazines give you more accurate reporting than anywhere else does.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: June 28th, 2017, 9:04 pm
by Dave_Oblad
Hi All,

Ran across this on Facebook and tracked it down to YouTube. It's about a man that wants to fix the Round Cage and gets Pebbles, the Cockatoo, rather upset. The background is about large birds having a preference to square cages.. so don't worry.. Pebbles got a nice new Square Cage right afterwords (more or less.. lol).

WARNING: FOWL LANGUAGE CONTAINED IN VIDEO...



Best wishes,
Dave :^)

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 9th, 2017, 3:43 pm
by Braininvat
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jul/09/messy-always-late-and-swear-like-a-sailor-it-just-means-youre-super-smart

I was going to post this f--ker earlier, but then I found a fairly fresh turkey/swiss sandwich in my sock drawer and forgot about the time.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 12th, 2017, 4:30 am
by Dave_Oblad
Hi Everyone,

Well, it's that time of the month again for Facebook Humor. This one is has gone to the dogs.

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Last Saturday it got up to 109' here.. hope you're keeping cool.

Have a great day and catch you next month.

Best wishes,
Dave :^)

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 15th, 2017, 2:48 am
by BadgerJelly
Just have to share this Frankie Boyle analogy in reference to precision strike missiles and there explosive nature:

"You can't target something specific if you're going to blow it up with high explosives. There's no point finding the clitoris if what you find it with is an uppercut."

Still laughing five minutes later ...

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 16th, 2017, 5:13 am
by doogles
I have to admit that I had tears in my eyes viewing Dave_Oblad's video of the swearing cockatoo, and in view of Biv's next link, have to ask how intelligent that would make that cockatoo.

Well I find all of the jokes here amusing in any case.

Here's a newy I received today:


The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial - strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path."
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag?"
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
(THIS LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY CAN'T BE TAUGHT

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 22nd, 2017, 1:22 pm
by BadgerJelly

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 24th, 2017, 4:51 am
by BadgerJelly



Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 29th, 2017, 11:40 am
by BadgerJelly
Okay, my sense of humour may be a bit strange so I have to set the scene for this one!

I just decided to look into Saul Kripke and found what looked like a good vid to watch on youtube. I am sitting here all po-faced ready to give my usual scathing view of anything new in philosophy I may hear.

I watched this ...



I was fooooking CRYING with laughter! XD hahaha! Is it just me or does it tickle you too?

note: just watched the first couple of minutes for a second time and laughed just as hard! XD hahaa!

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 30th, 2017, 12:54 pm
by Dave_Oblad
Hi BJ,

I couldn't understand a thing he said. Was the topic about clear communications? Personally, I think this guy has a great future working for the current Government here in the USA.

Best wishes,
Dave :^)

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 30th, 2017, 1:21 pm
by Braininvat
Couldn't decipher ol' Saul at all.

LOL'd at the alien microchip from the coal mine.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: August 3rd, 2017, 6:00 pm
by doogles
Grandfather of the Year

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for candy, cookies, all sorts of things.

The grandpa is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long, easy boy." The boy has another outburst and she hears the grandpa calmly say : "It's okay William. Just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, son."

At the checkout the little horror is throwing items out of the shopping cart. Grandpa says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes, stay cool William."

Very impressed, she goes outside to where the grandfather is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. She says: "It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay.
"William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa."

"Thanks," says the Grandpa, "but I am William. This little bugger's name is Kevin".

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: August 4th, 2017, 2:09 pm
by BadgerJelly

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: August 15th, 2017, 7:58 pm
by Braininvat
I liked this quote, regarding recent events, and all the Trump/KKK disclaimers:

"The KKK are like cats. If they like you, it is probably because you are feeding them."

- John Oliver

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: August 16th, 2017, 2:42 pm
by Braininvat
I'm overposting today, but this is brilliant -

http://www.officialmikepence.com/