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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 14th, 2020, 4:45 pm
by doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 15th, 2020, 2:42 am
by doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 17th, 2020, 1:36 pm
by TheVat

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 17th, 2020, 5:42 pm
by TheVat
Interviewer: “Ms. Trump, do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?”

Ivanka: “Yes, Daddy never had a garbanzo bean on his face.”

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 19th, 2020, 10:03 pm
by doogles
President Trump was visiting a primary school in Washington and attending a grade four class.

They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked President Trump if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.'

So our illustrious President asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said the President, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Trump. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. The President searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher held her breath.

In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Trump , "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Little Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss ... and you can bet your sweet ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"

The teacher left the room.


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I hope your President can take a joke.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 21st, 2020, 10:01 pm
by TheVat
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 22nd, 2020, 11:32 am
by Sisyphus
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 22nd, 2020, 10:50 pm
by doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 23rd, 2020, 9:53 am
by TheVat
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 23rd, 2020, 10:21 am
by charon
Good point.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 24th, 2020, 1:08 pm
by TheVat
https://www.commondreams.org/sites/defa ... test_4.jpg


This is so NSFW, that I've posted it as a link instead of an image. Made me laugh. The sign bearers seem to be having fun.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 24th, 2020, 4:44 pm
by doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 28th, 2020, 7:13 pm
by doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 29th, 2020, 4:48 pm
by TheVat
(Doogles has probably heard this one...)

A friend of mine, after 7 yrs of medical school and training, has been fired for one minor mistake. He slept with one of his patients.
And now he can no longer work in his profession. Such a waste of time, effort, training and money! Sadly he is still paying on his school loans.

This just goes to show one minor mishap can ruin your life.
Thoughts for him and his family right now in this time of sadness.

He really is a great guy and a brilliant veterinarian.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 29th, 2020, 6:00 pm
by doogles
Good one TheVat. No, I hadn't heard it before.

Here's another thought!

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 30th, 2020, 12:03 am
by charon
Precisely. I used to get asked that in interviews. I'd say I hadn't the slightest idea. Maybe much the same, maybe not. Who knows the future? That wasn't the answer they wanted, of course.

They wanted me to say 'Oh, in 5 years I'll be rich, famous, successful, head of the company, a whole range of PhD's, blah, blah'. They'd have loved me.

I stopped going to interviews like that :-)

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: July 30th, 2020, 5:22 pm
by doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: August 8th, 2020, 2:52 pm
by TheVat

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: August 13th, 2020, 5:02 pm
by doogles
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PostPosted: August 15th, 2020, 6:12 am
by toucana
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PostPosted: August 21st, 2020, 5:33 pm
by doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: August 21st, 2020, 10:29 pm
by Serpent
Must have been a though choice!

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: August 24th, 2020, 5:09 pm
by doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: August 25th, 2020, 2:23 am
by doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: August 30th, 2020, 5:41 pm
by doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: September 8th, 2020, 6:59 am
by doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: September 8th, 2020, 4:55 pm
by doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: September 11th, 2020, 4:22 am
by BadgerJelly

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: September 11th, 2020, 5:20 pm
by doogles
I liked that last link Badger. I thought it was clever. Pipe-smokers always intrigued me during my undergrad days in the early 1950s. They always looked somewhat intellectual, but when the annual results of exams went up, they were always among the under-achievers.

Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

PostPosted: September 14th, 2020, 2:50 am
by BadgerJelly