Just what are the components of Testo Ultra?

[BadgerJelly]

I tried this product. I turned into a newt!

... I got better.

[Braininvat]

I think you accidentally confused our Newt Discussion forum with the News Discussion one. ;-)

Maybe I will move this to "Lounge - lizards"

(or, wait, is a newt an amphibian? hmm.....)

[Braininvat]

I tried the product and was pleasantly surprised by the emergence of leathery wings from my shoulder blades. While they do not permit actual flight, they can create a pleasant breeze on a hot day, and suddenly unfolding them can scare off thugs and predators.

[Braininvat]

Given the possibly satirical nature of this thread, it has been moved to Lounge.

[BadgerJelly]

XD

Did you get the Python reference? I am a nerd for The Holy Grail.

[Braininvat]

Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Beldevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

I thought that was familiar. I remembered the MP&tHG scene when you mentioned it.

Perhaps a thread in political theory could be generated from the following:

Dennis the Peasant: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

[BadgerJelly]

I'm all for watery tarts!