Re: Scientific Jokes!
by AZPaul3 on February 19th, 2016, 10:43 pm
"One benzene ring to rule them all,
One benzene ring to find them.
Six sigma bonds to bring them all,
And in the solvent, bind them."
Science: can tell you how to clone a Tyrannosaurus rex.
Humanities: can tell you why this might be a bad idea.
Do unto others 20% better than you would expect them to do unto you to correct for subjective error.
-- Linus Pauling --
How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.
"Don't drink that!" -- Old Chemist Proverb
Tectonic relationship:
H: There's too much friction between us!
S: It's not my fault!
For Valentine's Day: Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.