Re: Scientific Jokes!
by Glen on August 5th, 2007, 12:18 am
A scientist is experimenting on a frog. He says to the frog, "jump frog," and the frog jumps. So he writes in his note pad: frog jumps on command. Then he takes a scalpel and cuts one of the frog's front legs off, and once again says to the frog, "Jump frog," and the frog jumps. So he writes in his note pad: when left front leg is removed, frog jumps on command. He takes the scalpel and cuts the other front leg off, and says to the frog, "Jump frog," and the frog still jumps, so he writes in his note pad: when right front leg is removed, frog jumps on command. He then takes the scalpel and cuts off one of the frog's hind legs, and says to the frog, "jump frog," and though a little wobbley, the frog jumps on command. So he writes in his note pad: when right rear leg is removed, frog jumps on command. He then takes his scalpel and cuts off the last leg of the frog, and says, "Jump frog." The frog doesn't jump. The scientist lowers his head closer to the frog and yells, "Jump frog, jump" But the frog doesn't jump. So the scientist writes in his note pad: when left rear leg is removed, frog cannot hear.