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Trump taking non-FDA approved drug.

PostPosted: May 19th, 2020, 4:58 am
by toucana
President Trump stunned reporters today at a press conference when he announced that he is taking an untested and unauthorised drug to protect himself against reality.

“I’m taking Taurostercusdiaboloxine (MgABs2-OH=OH-WTF4)” announced the president, “and I have been doing so for some time”.

“I was just waiting for your eyes to light up when I told you that” added the president - “But I’ve heard really great things about it, especially from other politicians. Lots of them of use it all the time. It’s widely available, and has been for years. It uses entirely natural and biodegradable ingredients, and it succesfuly immunises both you and anyone within earshot against reason, common sense, and scientific truths. I use it all the time, and so should you”

The FDA have warned the public that use of this product as a panacea is unauthorised and unsupported by any serious scientific research. Some medical experts have claimed that the product can cause verbal diarrhesis, and act as an IQ and CNN depressant.

Re: Trump taking non-FDA approved drug.

PostPosted: May 19th, 2020, 9:56 am
by TheVat
Eventually the stercore hits the ceraula.

LoL "CNN depressant"

Re: Trump taking non-FDA approved drug.

PostPosted: May 19th, 2020, 10:53 am
by Serpent
How will they tell if it's working?
Also, how long is "for some time"? Because that could explain a lot!

Re: Trump taking non-FDA approved drug.

PostPosted: May 19th, 2020, 11:34 am
by TheVat
My guess is that Trump's physicians have been handing him Altoids or Tic-Tacs and telling him it's his beloved anti-malarial.

Re: Trump taking non-FDA approved drug.

PostPosted: May 19th, 2020, 12:57 pm
by Serpent
Pity.

(OTH, he's so devious and mistrustful, he might order it on line behind the quacks' backs.)

Re: Trump taking non-FDA approved drug.

PostPosted: May 19th, 2020, 5:39 pm
by doogles
Yes, re the President taking those tablets daily, the interesting historical background of this magnesium-derived chemical (You'll notice that Mg is the main initial ingredient of the formula) was actually developed in the backwoods of the USA where they developed it as a sideline to hooch. Some of the more astute hillbillies had observed that two pounds of magnesium sulphate down the throat of any prize bull would produce bucket loads of the product 'tauro-stir-diabolox-ex-crement' which when refined and tabletted, became Taurostercusdiaboloxine. The tabletted finished product had a ready market in the form of politicians, salesmen and anyone who pinned their faith in consensus thinking. It was more profitable than moonshine and readily available in brown paper wrapping.