Re: Political Cartoons
by Dave_C on August 21st, 2020, 5:24 pm
Donald Trump walks into Chase Bank and says to the teller, “Good morning, can you cash this check for me”?
“It would be my pleasure sir. Can you please show me your ID?” She replies.
Trump says, “Sorry, I didn’t think I needed to bring it with me after all I am the president!”
The teller tells him, “Yes sir, I know who you are but with all the government regulations, I need that ID. But look, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came to the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods, he pulled out his putting iron and made a beautiful shot across the bank lobby into a cup. With that shot we knew he was Tiger Woods and we cashed his check. What can you do to prove that it is you?”
Trump stood there thinking, and thinking and finally said, “Honestly, nothing comes to mind. I can’t think of a single thing I can do.”
The teller turns to him and says, “Great! Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?”