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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 17th, 2019, 3:25 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on April 18th, 2019, 7:12 pm 

BadgerJelly » August 30th, 2018, 6:31 pm wrote:Where do you weigh whales?

- At the whaleweigh station.


Where do you weigh a pie?

- Over the rainbow.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby PaulN on April 18th, 2019, 9:15 pm 

< groan >

(had to say it aloud in my head, to get that one)

What happened to the optician who backed into his lens grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on April 19th, 2019, 7:40 am 

Talking about pies...

A guy wanders past a pub and sees a notice in the window: 'A pint, a pie, and a friendly word - £1'.

Well, he thinks, that's cheap, so he goes in. It's a miserable, run-down place, gloomy and empty, but he orders his pint and pie. Eventually the bartender brings them over, puts them down, and walks away.

'Hey' says the the guy, 'thanks for that but where's my friendly word?'

The barman looks at him, smiles sweetly, and says 'Don't eat the pie'.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 22nd, 2019, 2:24 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 28th, 2019, 8:10 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on May 4th, 2019, 5:54 am 

Apologies in advance for any perceived connections with the 'other' wall. This is Canada's response to differences of migration policy with the USA. The Canadian Government was inspired by discussions they studied in the SPCF.

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on May 21st, 2019, 6:20 pm 

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where

The woman below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 59 and 60 degrees north latitude and between 107 and 108 degrees west longitude.”

“You must be an engineer,” said the balloonist.

“I am,” replied the woman, “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”

The woman below responded, “You must be a politician”

“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my fault.”
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

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