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Postby doogles on September 17th, 2020, 6:53 am 

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Postby charon on September 17th, 2020, 7:31 am 

Or the Scottish version: ICU, Jimmy.
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Postby charon on September 25th, 2020, 5:28 am 

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Postby doogles on October 11th, 2020, 5:34 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on October 20th, 2020, 3:09 am 

I've seen something very similar to this before with an Australian setting, but it came up on my emails again today. I'm not sure whether versions appear in other countries, but my extensive experience since 1931, coupled with my readings of Australian literature of the early days, suggests that it may be not far from the truth. As I'm typing this, I have in mind that many young male Australians signed up for WWI because they received clothing, three meals a day and world travel all for free.
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Life in the Australian Army..

Text of a letter from a kid from Eromanga to Mum and Dad. (For Those of you not in the know, Eromanga is a small town, west of Quilpie in the far south west of Queensland )




Dear Mum & Dad,

I am well. Hope youse are too. Tell me big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than workin' on the station - tell them to get in bloody quick smart before the jobs are all gone! I wuz a bit slow in settling down at first, because ya don't hafta get outta bed until 6am. But I like sleeping in now, cuz all ya gotta do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No bloody horses to get in, no calves to feed, no troughs to clean - nothin'!! Ya haz gotta shower though, but its not so bad, coz there's lotsa hot water and even a light to see what ya doing!

At brekky ya get cereal, fruit and eggs but there's no kangaroo steaks or goanna stew like wot Mum makes. You don't get fed again until noon and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - geez its only just like walking to the windmill in the bullock paddock!!

This one will kill me brothers Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shootin' - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody dingo's arse and it don't move and it's not firing back at ya like the Johnsons did when our big scrubber bull got into their prize cows before the Ekka last year! All ya gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target - it's a piece of p...!! You don't even load your own cartridges, they comes in little boxes, and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo shooting truck when you reload!

Sometimes ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve and Muzza all at once like we do at home after the muster.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this one bloke from the Engineers - he's 6 foot 5 and 15 stone and three pick handles across the shoulders and as ya know I'm only 5 foot 7 and eight stone wringin' wet, but I fought him till the other blokes carried me off to the boozer.

I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how bloody good it is.

Your loving daughter,

Susan
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Postby TheVat on November 4th, 2020, 8:28 pm 

https://mobile.twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1324078979775684608

Live look at the White House bunker where Trump is trying to stop the counting of ballots....
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Postby doogles on November 6th, 2020, 5:33 pm 

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged.

However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.

On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.

'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'
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Postby TheVat on November 9th, 2020, 4:20 pm 

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Postby TheVat on November 10th, 2020, 11:04 am 

Been getting reports of some "scontent" image files not loading. Please don't hesitate to let me know if that's happening on your phone or computer, and I will try to find a different version. They are loading okay for me, on a chrome device, so I guess some softwares are blocking them?
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Postby Forest_Dump on November 10th, 2020, 1:02 pm 

I've been hearing reports that one of Trump's legal attempts is changing his name to Joe Biden and claiming total victory.
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Postby TheVat on November 19th, 2020, 9:56 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on November 22nd, 2020, 2:14 pm 

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