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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on December 20th, 2020, 4:08 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby BadgerJelly on December 26th, 2020, 9:18 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on December 27th, 2020, 4:40 am 

All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the chairman's office one by one until only Bob, the junior member, was left sitting outside.

Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the chairman and the ten other directors seated around a table. He was invited to join them, which he did.

As soon as he had sat down the chairman turned to Bob looking him squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, asked, “Have you ever had sex with Mrs. Foyt, my secretary?”
“Oh, no sir, positively not!” Bob replied.
“Are you absolutely sure?” asked the chairman.
“Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch her!”
“You’d swear to that?”
“Yes, I swear I’ve never had sex with Mrs. Foyt anytime, anywhere.”
“Good, then you fire her!”
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on January 6th, 2021, 5:08 pm 

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There may be a doubt about whether John Wayne is the original author, but it's an amusing philosophy anyhow.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on January 7th, 2021, 10:58 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on January 11th, 2021, 6:56 am 

This may be an Óldie' , but it's the first time I've seen it.
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,"Better make Harry the Principal..... I got the last seven questions wrong."
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on January 11th, 2021, 6:32 pm 

Hi Guys, hope everyone is staying safe. I'm still in lockdown in Arizona, but spending my time fostering dogs since March of 2020. Anyway, as usual, some funny images collected from Facebook for your approval..lol.

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Be good and best wishes,
Dave :^)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby TheVat on January 11th, 2021, 7:56 pm 

Dave, this thread, page 22, six posts from the top. LoL.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Dave_Oblad on January 12th, 2021, 4:43 pm 

Thanks Vat,
I try not to be redundant..lol. Missed that one. At least I didn't repost the same image twice (I think). Here is another that I hope hasn't been done already.

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on January 14th, 2021, 6:24 am 

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Postby doogles on January 15th, 2021, 7:14 pm 

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Postby doogles on January 18th, 2021, 5:05 am 

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Postby doogles on January 20th, 2021, 6:12 pm 

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Postby doogles on January 23rd, 2021, 5:30 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on January 23rd, 2021, 7:19 pm 

I do not have a drink problem. Get drunk, fall over, no problem :-)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on January 24th, 2021, 6:07 pm 

Was this a childhood lie?
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on January 25th, 2021, 7:58 pm 

A man enters a sexy lingerie store to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500 & takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy): "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. The coffin will be closed.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on January 28th, 2021, 7:43 pm 

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Postby doogles on February 15th, 2021, 5:29 pm 

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Postby doogles on February 17th, 2021, 6:26 pm 

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Postby doogles on February 20th, 2021, 5:46 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on March 3rd, 2021, 4:31 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on March 6th, 2021, 4:57 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Hendrick Laursen on March 7th, 2021, 12:36 pm 

:D :D
Good ones Doogles
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

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