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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on March 19th, 2021, 5:18 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on March 23rd, 2021, 5:18 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby TheVat on March 26th, 2021, 7:31 pm 

There was a foul-mouthed parrot, and the owner just couldn't take it anymore...so he gave it an ultimatum. Next time you swear, into the fridge you go.

It wasn't long before the parrot said "Go f--- yourself!" and off he went into the fridge. After a while the owner softened up and took the shivering parrot out .

The parrot was relieved and then asked the owner, "I know what I did was wrong, but what the hell did the chicken do to deserve THAT?!"
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on March 27th, 2021, 1:21 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on March 27th, 2021, 4:57 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on March 28th, 2021, 4:36 pm 

There's an incorrect rumour going around that it must have had an Aussie Captain
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on March 28th, 2021, 6:47 pm 

We need like buttons on the joke thread.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby TheVat on March 29th, 2021, 10:01 am 

Hold my beer....

There.

I think that's fixed it. For the life of me, I can't understand why someone turned off Likes in the Lounge threads. Let me know if the button is still not working for you.
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Re: Because, all work & no play - sucks!

Postby Faradave on March 29th, 2021, 9:27 pm 

Let the record show, I owe about 300 likes to doogles. Humor was especially welcome during the height of the pandemic.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on March 30th, 2021, 5:10 am 

Thank you, Vat. Hooray!
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on March 30th, 2021, 4:30 pm 

Thanks everybody for the 'likes', but I feel like an imposter. I'm not the creator of these jokes. I just pass them on from my friends if I think they are any good. I'll interpret any 'likes' as a reflection of the sense of humour of my friends.
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 1st, 2021, 1:20 am 

Macca's may not have thought this sign through
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 3rd, 2021, 4:24 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby Serpent on April 3rd, 2021, 10:52 pm 

doogles » March 30th, 2021, 3:30 pm wrote:Thanks everybody for the 'likes', but I feel like an imposter. I'm not the creator of these jokes.

A museum curator didn't make or dig up the artefacts on display, either, but he brought them to the public, and the public appreciates it. (Hah!)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on April 4th, 2021, 5:00 am 

doogles » March 30th, 2021, Thanks everybody for the 'likes', but I feel like an imposter. I'm not the creator of these jokes.


Well, I hate to be miserable but I don't really think we thought you were! However, your application skills are beyond dispute :-)
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on April 4th, 2021, 5:10 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 6th, 2021, 3:28 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby toucana on April 12th, 2021, 7:09 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on April 12th, 2021, 8:17 pm 

A good excuse to peer closely at her chest for at least a full minute...
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 13th, 2021, 4:08 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 18th, 2021, 4:23 pm 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby toucana on April 21st, 2021, 7:29 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby doogles on April 23rd, 2021, 4:24 am 

Hello -- I have questions!

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use, toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby toucana on April 28th, 2021, 7:02 am 

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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby TheVat on April 28th, 2021, 9:43 am 

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A little help with this joke would be most welcome.

"You are prime, too " ?

"You are binary, too" ?

"You are quite old, too" ?

I get the part about leaving off the word "close" but somehow I'm missing something...
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby TheVat on April 28th, 2021, 9:46 am 

Is the period supposed to mean "decimal"? But if I'm reading it, then i am NOT too decimal system-based, am I?
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby charon on April 28th, 2021, 9:47 am 

A little help with this joke would be most welcome.


Well, I'd definitely welcome it :-)
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Re: Figures

Postby Faradave on April 28th, 2021, 10:46 am 

Try this decoder and you get
G e e k.
Explanation is below that, convert binary to decimal, look up decimal as ASCII to get letter.

Could have been (rhymes with "herd"):
01001110
01100101
01110010
01100100
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Re: Laughter IS the best medicine! (Jokes, Humor, Cartoons!)

Postby TheVat on April 28th, 2021, 12:52 pm 

Without decoding it, I had wondered if the shirt was saying you are a geek, too. But it hadn't sunk in that it might literally be saying that in ASCII code. Also, do geeks not use commas? Should be "you are, too" shouldn't it? I'm not sure what to make of a joke teeshirt that requires you (even if you're a geek) to swiftly convert base 2 to base 10, and then have an ASCII code list at the ready, as someone passes by in their teeshirt. If you've actually got all that in your head, I'd say you're something beyond geek. So I guess that it's a teeshirt that works best if you work at an office that's full of IT people.
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